So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
"Frozen was terrible they didn’t explain how Elsa got her powers."
you mean like how they didn’t explain why the sun farted out a magic flower with healing properties
or how they didn’t explain how a witch doctor managed to talk and make deals with evil spirits
or how they didn’t explain how a palace vizier knew about the two halves of a magic scarab amulet that shows you the location of an equally-unexplained magic cave with a genie inside
or how they didn’t explain how the sea witch had such powerful magic or why she apparently used to live in the palace
or how cinderella even had a fairy godmother to begin with
or how a star could randomly turn into a blonde woman in a dress and grant life to wooden puppets
or how grimhilde had a magic talking mirror who could tell her who was the fairest in the land
But they say right at the beginning that she was born with them
Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.
aaaaand heres canada
Better quality photo
Bless my fucking country.
I have the best country (‘:
- Old Visual Development Portfolio based on Wicked - Part 2
Here is the second and last part of my visual development portfolio based on Wicked.
Reblogging for the 2890454th time.
the amount of detail they put into rise of the guardians even when it came to things such as fricking hands is amazing
you can see fricking veins
i htought this was a part of a cosplay for a secodn i s2g
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY